The Internet

Yesterday and the day before, the Internet wasn't working.

That day began with me acting more sane than I usually do, since I had gotten a full night of sleep. This was unusual for me, as my usual actions are full of non sequiturs and a higher tolerance of bad fanfiction.

Before the loss of the Internet, I was a respectable member of society.

But when you take away the ability to read bad fanfiction, any semblance of sanity goes out the window. 

Poor Hillary had to put up with me singing both parts of a love duet from Anna Karenina: The Musical, instating first "Prayer" from The Scarlet Pimpernel and then "Sail Me Away" from Lestat as the tragic theme songs for my loss of the Internet, and then me singing along loudly to Air Supply.

I didn't even remember having Air Supply on my iPod.

The guy from our school's technology center called me the next day, and I'm connected again, but I have found out that my sanity does in fact come from the Internet.